Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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