you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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