yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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