idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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