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that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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