did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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