It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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