This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
