I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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