So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
not ubering you a puppy
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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