Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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