Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The ass gains better be worth it
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