Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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