Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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