life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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