Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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