my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
