FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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