I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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