you turned your livingroom into a bong?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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