He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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