I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
it's great music for shaving your balls
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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