4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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