well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
