your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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