remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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