garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
this will be a night to untag.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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