I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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