What a fucking waste of an outfit
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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