so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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