Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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