You really coming over, don't trick.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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