But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
