I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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