he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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