HIV tests are more positive than that guy
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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