But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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