these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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