O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
