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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize