I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Randomize
