return my video game
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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