We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
try to milk me bitch
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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