ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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