He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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