I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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