Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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