Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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