Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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