it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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