he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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