I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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