Dual....:-)
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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