And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
