For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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