rhymes with "ouble enetration"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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