There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
