Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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